Author Archives: Mark Ritchie

Barmy Albert came home paralytic drunk on Saturday night. He staggered through the door and is met by Non-Stick Nora, who is incandescent with rage and not a happy bunny.   “Where the flamin’ hell have you been all night?” she demands.  “At this new bar,” he proclaims.  “The Golden Tavern.  Everything… Continue reading →

UK CABARET NEWS Showcase news UK Cabaret reviewers will be present at the Showcase Productions event, staged at The Viva in Blackpool next winter.  Curtains Up showcase in Southend-On-Sea are also set to repeat their respective events next year and have just named their dates, which can be found on… Continue reading →

On Tuesday 21st Feb, 50 Water Rats and selected guests were joined at our Kings Cross Headquarters by one of our 3 Royal Companion Rats HRH Prince Michael Of Kent and his son Lord Frederick Windsor for a Royal Dinner, and what a dinner it was, Smoked Salmon, Steak &… Continue reading →