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The Great Musician in the Sky

By Mark Ritchie | July 10, 2014 - 11:00 am |July 7, 2014 Features
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Musician in the sky

The Great Musician in the Sky -THE MEDIA – SNOG MARRY AVOID? I was watching TV in bed with my sister and the dog, when I noticed celebs and chat show guests are now applauding themselves on the back-announce. What’s all that about then? I thought only primates, footballers and… Continue reading →

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Austin Knight’s Funny Page.

By Mark Ritchie | July 10, 2014 - 9:30 am |November 1, 2014 Features
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Austin knight

Austin Knight’s Funny Page. This time around Austin delivers more of his own self-penned funnies. The taxi driver spouted inane drivel from the moment he picked me up at the airport. A barrage of unrelenting blather assaulted my ear holes. He informed me: “I just love my job. I’m self-employed…. Continue reading →

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Great pianos advertising feature

By Mark Ritchie | June 26, 2014 - 10:30 am |June 23, 2014 Features
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Great pianos

Great pianos advertising feature Often, as agents, we get requests for function bands or party bands for which it’s not too difficult to source, however, generally the band’s play the same setlist and in the same style and some better than others making it all pretty much ‘standard fayre’. For… Continue reading →

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Austin Knight’s Funny Page

By Mark Ritchie | June 26, 2014 - 9:30 am |November 1, 2014 Features
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Austin knight

Austin Knight’s Funny Page. This time around Austin looks into a new business opportunity. Are you looking for a home-based business opportunity that really works? Do you want to earn ££££’s? Money Talks! Mine used to say ‘Goodbye!’ But not anymore! Have you considered getting out of the rut and… Continue reading →

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Roger Remembers

By Mark Ritchie | June 26, 2014 - 9:00 am |July 7, 2014 Features
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Talk of the north

Roger Remembers — I wonder what those earnest and well-meaning individuals who pioneered the working mens’ clubs movement in Victorian times with the object of educating and improving the lives of ordinary people would think if they were to see today’s clubs or, more so, those of the “roaring sixties”…. Continue reading →

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Showcase feature

By Mark Ritchie | June 26, 2014 - 8:30 am |July 10, 2014 Features
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Curtain-hand

Showcase feature No-one wants to either run or be involved in an unsuccessful showcase event and agent Paul Beardow of Peller Artistes has produced a few in his time. Paul writes exclusively for UK Cabaret on the thorny subject of how best to put acts in the shop window. No… Continue reading →

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The Austin Knight funny page

By Mark Ritchie | June 2, 2014 - 2:58 pm |November 1, 2014 Features
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Austin knight

I am not feeling myself. My back legs have gone. I’ve contracted the most appalling malady. I’m giving it the moniker of A.A.A.A.A Syndrome – Age Activated Attention Arrears Ataxia. This is how it manifests itself: I decide to mow the lawn. As I lurch towards the front door, I… Continue reading →

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